Know Thy Customer – Lest You Get Burned!

Just got this funny story in my inbox… too funny to not share

A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.

A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem, I didn’t know how to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters…”

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand…totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And Then these posters were posted all over the place.

“Then that should have worked!” said the friend.

“The hell it should have!?” said the salesman. “I didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left!”

The lesson here?  Don’t drink Coca-Cola, that ish’ll KILL YOU!

Raymond Fong

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