Get Rich Quick… or Get POOR Quick?

I get a kick out of seeing TOP-Notch-ACE-Uber marketing schemes like this one:

Earn 6 Figures My Pinky Toe...

I mean seriously?

Now now… before we all jump on this person’s case and list of everything that’s wrong with this picture, let’s think of the positive possibilities.

1. The person may really be filthy rich and just hired a bunch of 12 year olds to make up signs and run around town posting these things (oh, and the number OF COURSE goes to some sophisticated automated system…)
2. The person wants to bridge the gap between his wealthy self and the poor folks who are going to call him, that’s why he devised this devious marketing strategy – you know, so folks can relate to him/her better
3. The person does this as a favor to the unsuspecting folks who do call – you see, the person may be actually a Samaritan who lectures those folks who call on the important lesson of being wary of “Get Rich Quick Schemes”

Ahhh who am I kidding, odds are…

The person is nowhere close to making six figures and will NEVER make six figures doing this type of stuff.  Poor soul – someone should show him/her Attraction Marketing

Raymond Fong

P.S. On another note, a buddy of mine did call, left a message, but the person never called back.  Maybe it's because...»

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